Velvet Red Bullet

A Writer.
A Student.
A Jokerholic.
A Photographer.
All girls I know are stunning and then theres me

plur-panda:

unclefather:

my ex got mad on facebook when he found out i was seeing someone else and he wrote “i hope he likes your loose pussy” so i commented back and wrote “my vagina is a muscle that will go back to the same size after sex. your penis will never get any bigger.” and now he is messaging me saying “delete that comment now”

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POD 2
Case Number: 196
Patient: EDDIE GLUSKIN

(Source: valrider)

ingredior:

baelor:

i dont know if i want to be buried or cremated if i die

“if i die”

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elvendcrk:

wearethemidnightones:

regulus-blacks-locket:

umbrellasarecool:

khal-blaine:

merrinator:

Things I will forever be upset about:

1. I don’t know what my Patronus is
2. I don’t know what Amortentia smells like to me

3. I don’t know what I’d see in the Mirror of Erised

4. I don’t know what my Boggart would be

5. I don’t know for sure what house I would be in

6. I don’t know the specifications of my wand are.

7. I’M NOT A WITCH

(via punkmorrigan)

The Zodiac Signs Weapon Of Choice In The Apocalypse

funastrology:

Aries- Knife

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Taurus- Baseball Bat

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Gemini- Pistol

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Cancer- Shotgun

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Leo- Ak-47

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Virgo- Sniper

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Libra-  Machete 

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Scorpio- Katana 

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Sagittarius- Bow and arrow or crossbow 

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Capricorn- Tomahawk 

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Aquarius- Frying pan

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Pisces- Revolver 

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gaimez:

One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him

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pershy-jackson:

my favorite thing about writing is coming up with an entire storyline and characters and setting in my head and not writing it down

(Source: nicodiangelone, via 3fandom5u)

Walking Dead Season Two is all over and I’m all out of tears to cry =’(

Just finished the Walking Dead Season 2…

liebeandrealee:

I am a broken woman…

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