“You’re assignment is too write a short fictional story”
“But keep it realistic, no fantasy worlds”
(via dauntlessfortobias)
graham nortons feelings towards eurovision is like robert pattinsons feelings towards twilight
(via dauntlessfortobias)
Eurovision is more like try and spot if this song is in English or not
(via el-infierno-perros)
if the uk get more than 20 pts this year i’ll shave my hair off ok
shit
(via youknowyourebritishwhen)
you see in england it’s not about winning
it’s about not coming last
(via martindontforgetlusty)